Okay, so I know I shouldn’t be like this, but the Duolingo bird gives me the biggest hard-on. Just look at his feathers. Oh. My. God. His green ass. His sexy huge eyes. I want him to wrap his big feathery wings around me and hold me forever. I want him to just caress me. I’m so obsessed with him. I’m gonna go and learn 3 languages just so I can see his sexy ass
Duolingo bird is a government spy
Advanced Economic Faggotry
Remove kebab, insert borger.
You know too much