went to see a Cars movie Theatre yesterday, And Lighting McQueen got HOT with Sally in radiator springs, my boner just engaged, when Lightning McQueen said, “Ka-chow!” I just couldn’t help it!!!
I closed my eyes, and I TORE my dick into shreds using Whiplike motions and pulled with great force. That was one of the best nuts I ever had, just thinking about it now, gets me riled up...
Thing is, I nutted all over the kid, Sitting next to me. And his mom got pissed at me, Screaming at me for jacking off on her son. I told the bitch to shut the fuck up, That jacking off is a natural, Artistic, and beautiful process.
YOU should be HAPPY, that my semen is all over your son, maybe he can learn a lesson or two, about the culture of jacking off.
HOWEVER, The movie theater managers didn’t agree with me, THEY KICKED ME OUT of the movie theater, and I didn’t even finish watching the Cars movie.
Not only that... they made me clean up my semen already dried out and solidified on the seats.
Do you know, how hard it is to clean semen as it’s dried out? After its fresh out of your cock, not an hour after you fucking nutted?
This is a FUCKING OUTRAGE!!
Do you expect me not to whip my cock and jack off, when I see a HOT sex scene in a movie?
Either don’t ban sex movies, or just let me jack off in Your theatre.