Holy fucking shit I want Commit suicide by banging the minecraft creeper so goddamn bad. I can't stand it anymore. Every time I go to the mine shaft I get a massive erection. I've seen literally every rule 34 post there is of it online. My dreams are nothing but constant fucking sex with Creeper-chan. I'm sick of waking up every morning with six nuts in my boxers and knowing that those are nuts that should've been busted inside of Creeper's tight TNT storage compartment. I want her to have my mutant Steve/creeper babies. Fuck, the fucking villagers caught me with their Iron Golem. I'd dressed it in grass blocks and went to fucking town. They've set up an embargo for my trading with them and I'm worried they're gonna take away my pickaxe. I might not ever get to see creepers again.
I fucking love creepers