Act 1, Scene 1
Narrator: This is a tale of love and tragedy, of wise and thought provoking ideas about what it means to be loved. OH WAIT NO IT WAS WRITTEN BY A CLOWN HONK IT'S ACTUALLY A COMEDY HONK HONK! let's begin:
Central Primary Hallway, enter BUTTON and SLIPPY
SLIPPY: Oh boy I sure love having all access! Honk!
BUTTON: Indeed, S.E.L.F.A.N.T.A.G is the best HoP ever!Enter VALERY-THE-LAZERS and another sec officer
VALERY: STOP RIGHT THERE CRIMINAL SCUM! WE NEED TO PERMABRIG YOU FOR BREATHING!
*The officers draw their batons*
BUTTON: You'll have to catch us first! Honk!
*SLIPPY Slips the unnamed officer and steals his baton, but VALERY flashes him and starts to harmbaton him*
SLIPPY: OW OW OW STOP OWIE
Enter Ella Aese
ELLA: Will you idiots stop killing each other for FIVE SECONDS?
ELLA: I have had enough of your games, you lot. The next clown or sec officer to crit someone gets exiled to lavaland, is that understood?
SLIPPY: ;CAPTAIN IS COMDOM. I mean yes.