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Act 1, Scene 1
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Act 1, Scene 1



Narrator: This is a tale of love and tragedy, of wise and thought provoking ideas about what it means to be loved. OH WAIT NO IT WAS WRITTEN BY A CLOWN HONK IT'S ACTUALLY A COMEDY HONK HONK! let's begin:

Central Primary Hallway, enter BUTTON and SLIPPY

SLIPPY: Oh boy I sure love having all access! Honk!

BUTTON: Indeed, S.E.L.F.A.N.T.A.G is the best HoP ever!
Enter VALERY-THE-LAZERS and another sec officer

VALERY: STOP RIGHT THERE CRIMINAL SCUM! WE NEED TO PERMABRIG YOU FOR BREATHING!

*The officers draw their batons*

BUTTON: You'll have to catch us first! Honk!

*SLIPPY Slips the unnamed officer and steals his baton, but VALERY flashes him and starts to harmbaton him*

SLIPPY: OW OW OW STOP OWIE

Enter Ella Aese

ELLA: Will you idiots stop killing each other for FIVE SECONDS?

VALERY: No.

ELLA: I have had enough of your games, you lot. The next clown or sec officer to crit someone gets exiled to lavaland, is that understood?

VALERY: Yes.

BUTTON: Yes.

SLIPPY: ;CAPTAIN IS COMDOM. I mean yes.

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