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Act 1, Scene 2
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Act 1, Scene 2

Outside the Brig. Enter HONKEO and HAPPY SLAPPY

HAPPY SLAPPY: Oh no! S.E.L.F.A.N.T.A.G. has been permabrigged! Who will give us All Access now?!

HONKEO: Only one thing to do. We've gotta rescue him, clown style! Honk!

HAPPY SLAPPY: But how will we get in?

Enter VLAD HUNT

HONKEO: I have an idea...

*HONKEO slips VLAD HUNT*

VLAD: ;CLOWN IS VALID, GETTEM BOYS

*VLAD Tases HONKEO and HAPPY SLAPPY*

Vlad: YOU'RE COMING TOO FOR BEING A BYSTANDER BECAUSE NOBODY LIKES CLOWNS

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