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Act 1, Scene 3
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Act 1, Scene 3

The Brig. Enter PERMABRIGGETTE and S.E.L.F.A.N.T.A.G.

S.E.L.F.A.N.T.A.G: I DINDU NUFFIN LEMME GO

PERMA: You opened 50 clown job slots and gave them all access IDs.
S.E.L.F.A.N.T.A.G: LEMME GO OR I CALL A D M I N S ON YOU?

PERMA: Call who?

S.E.L.F.A.N.T.A.G: Nevermind

Enter VLAD HUNT, HONKEO and HAPPY SLAPPY

VLAD: Perma these two

PERMA: Why?

VLAD: One slipped me

PERMA: Seriously? You want to perma them over that?

VLAD: DO IT OR YOU'RE VALID

*PERMA reluctantly places the two clowns into the perma brig*

VLAD: Good.

Exit VLAD HUNT

PERMA: What a quality HoS. I think I'll let you go now.

HONKEO: An actually good security officer? I think I'm in love!


Enter HARUM BAYTON

BAYTON: HEY! YOU SHOULD BE IN PERMA!

HONKEO: Can't catch me, honk!

Exit HONKEO, persued by HARUM BAYTON

PERMA: Why do I have to work with this lot again?

Exit all