Act 1, Scene 3 The Brig. Enter PERMABRIGGETTE and S.E.L.F.A.N.T.A.G.
S.E.L.F.A.N.T.A.G: I DINDU NUFFIN LEMME GO
PERMA: You opened 50 clown job slots and gave them all access IDs.S.E.L.F.A.N.T.A.G: LEMME GO OR I CALL A D M I N S ON YOU?
PERMA: Call who?
Enter VLAD HUNT, HONKEO and HAPPY SLAPPY
VLAD: Perma these two
VLAD: One slipped me
PERMA: Seriously? You want to perma them over that?
VLAD: DO IT OR YOU'RE VALID
*PERMA reluctantly places the two clowns into the perma brig*
Exit VLAD HUNT
PERMA: What a quality HoS. I think I'll let you go now.
HONKEO: An actually good security officer? I think I'm in love!
Enter HARUM BAYTON
BAYTON: HEY! YOU SHOULD BE IN PERMA!
HONKEO: Can't catch me, honk!
Exit HONKEO, persued by HARUM BAYTON
PERMA: Why do I have to work with this lot again?